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"My roommate keeps eating my food and denying it. How do I handle this?"
Label everything in your fridge with increasingly unhinged ingredient lists. "Organic kale smoothie (with laxative)" tends to solve this within 48 hours. But seriously, have the awkward conversation. It's cheaper than a new apartment.
"I accidentally liked my ex's photo from 2019 at 3am. What do I do?"
Unlike it. Delete Instagram. Move to a small fishing village. Learn to make pottery. In five years, when a traveler asks your name, whisper: "I have no name. Only regret." Or just own it. They probably do the same thing to yours.
"My coworker keeps taking credit for my ideas in meetings. Help?"
Start pitching increasingly absurd ideas in private. When they present "mandatory office karaoke Fridays" to the VP, the problem solves itself. Real talk: document everything in writing first. Paper trails are funnier than revenge.
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